CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER
WE ALL HAVE OUR DIFFERENT STRENGTHS, HAVE A READ OF OUR BIOS AND SEE WHO’S THE BEST FIT FOR YOU.
FAIR WARNING IF YOU PICK SAGE OR VINNY YOUR HAIR WILL NOT GET DONE, YET YOU’LL STILL GET COVERED IN HAIR AND BE EXPECTED TO PAY THEM IN PATS.
JOSHUA
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JOSHUA ✺
DIRECTOR - BARBERING
I’M JOSH, I’VE BEEN IN THE GAME FOR OVER 13 YEARS, I’M RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL YOUR BARBERING NEEDS. SLICK FADES, BEARD TRIMS, LINE UPS, WHATEVER YA NEED! I SACRIFICED MY OWN SO THAT YOU COULD HAVE GOOD HAIR.
IF YOU HEAR MARIO AND I BICKERING IN THE SALON, IT’S NOT A DOMESTIC DISPUTE IT’S A ‘BUSINESS DISCUSSION’
IN MY FREE TIME, YOU’LL FIND ME STARING AT MYSELF IN THE SALON MIRROR PRACTICING THE CHOREOGRAPHY TO ‘ONE IN A MILLION’ FROM MISS CONGENIALITY.
TOP SKILLS:
BEING THE FAVOURITE DOG DAD
GREAT EYEBROWS, IT’S FINE, YOU CAN COMPLIMENT THEM.
PASSED MY L’S AND P’S ON THE FIRST GO, NOT MANY GAYS CAN SAY THAT.
MARIO
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MARIO ✺
DIRECTOR - HAIRDRESSING
I’M MARIO, I’VE BEEN IN THE INDUSTRY FOR OVER 10 YEARS NOW. I LIKE DOING HAIR THINGS, I’M A NICE PERSON, MY MUM THINKS I’M COOL.
I TAKE CARE OF COLOURS AND CUTS IN SALON. GOT YOUR SILVERS POKING THROUGH? DISAPPEARED! WANT A SUBTLE BEACHY BALAYAGE? EASY AS. WANT SOME SORT OF HALF NEON GREEN SITUATION? WHY NOT!! NOTHING IS OUT OF THE REALM OF POSSIBILITY. BUT IF YOU WANT TO GO FROM BOX BLACK TO WHITE BLONDE IN ONE SITTING, I’LL HAVE A LOT OF QUESTIONS, LIKE NUMBER ONE, HOW DARE YOU?
IN MY SPARE TIME I LIKE TO STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND LAMENT EVERY DECISION I’VE EVER MADE IN LIFE. I ALSO TALK A LOT, SO I'VE LEARNED TO JUST TUNE MYSELF OUT, HERE’S HOPING YOU CAN TOO. BUT PLEASE TALK TO ME ABOUT REAL HOUSEWIVES.
TOP SKILLS:
CAN QUOTE ALL OF DISNEY’S HERCULES
CAN FOLD A FITTED SHEET
WILL LEAVE THE LAST PIECE OF PIZZA, NO HONESTLY, HAVE IT, I’M FULL.
CHLOE
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CHLOE ✺
STYLIST
HIYA I’M CHLOE! I’VE BEEN DOING HAIR FOR 9 YEARS!
I’M YOUR GIRL IF YOU WANT HAIR THAT WORKS FOR YOU NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. I LIKE TO WORK WITH NATURAL TEXTURE TO CREATE STYLES THAT YOU CAN ROLL OUT OF BED AND WITH A BIT OF A SHAKE CAN GET ON WITH YOUR DAY. IF YOU WANT TO CUT IN A FRINGE I’M MOST LIKELY ALWAYS GOING TO SAY YES. I LOVE COLOURING, I’VE GOT YOU COVERED FOR THE FULL COLOUR SPECTRUM! HAIR INTEGRITY IS AT THE FOREFRONT OF MY SERVICES THOUGH SO DON’T EXPECT MIRACLES IN ONE SESSION OF A COLOUR CORRECTION (ALTHOUGH IT’S BEEN KNOWN TO HAPPEN).
WHEN I’M NOT CREATING LOVELY LOCKS YOU’LL FIND ME COOKING, WORKING ON MY CERAMIC SKILLS OR THRIFTING. I ALSO LIKE TO GET OUT OF THE CITY WHEN I CAN TO GO FOR A HIKE OR CAMP ON THE WEEKENDS.
TOP SKILLS:
GIVE ME A FEW HOURS AND I’LL MAKE A MEAN RAGU
CAN SUCCESSFULLY HALF FINISH A HOBBY EVERY TIME
I WILL GIVE EVERYTHING I’VE GOT FOR A COSTUME PARTY
